Whatcha doing under there?
My brother used to tell that joke.
"Whatcha doing underthere?" and some unsuspecting soul would say "UnderWhere?" and he would break down in peals of laughter.
But hey, while we're talking about it....Can we talk underclothes??
Why, in this day and age, do people wear knee-highs to church!? Knee-highs are for PANTS. P-A-N-T-S. Only. I hear the old "It's-too-hot-for-full-stockings" nonsense over and over. But seriously.Unless you happen to have legs with a medical problem like vericose veins... like my mom...and have prescription kneehighs...What is worse: seeing someone's nekkid legs from the knee down or seeing somone's kneehighs under their skirt? I honestly think those people think other people cannot see their kneehighs. Your dress or skirt needs to be REALLY LONG with NO SLIT/pleat in them. Otherwise... STOPPIT.
And while we're at it, why...for all that is holy...don't people where slips??
They're cheap to own, you can buy any length.... and in several colors/shapes and sizes. People will drop $80 on a skirt, and not even bother wearing a $5 slip.
Even if your skirt isn't see-through--you can still tell when someone isn't wearing a slip. Seriously. I don't wanna have to notice your underwear line as you walk away and realize you're wearing low-rise bikini's. Ew. I would so rather not have that visual.
And can we talk about bras???
PEOPLE. Quit trying to fool yourself....you surely aren't fooling the rest of us about your bra size. If the twins bobble over the top, ::whispering:: TOO TIGHT.
Also, If you're constantly messing with it... then you need a new bra, or at least need to adjust the straps. This habit drives me crazy. If you don't really know what size you wear... YOU CAN TRY THEM ON IN THE DRESSING ROOM!!! They REALLY DO LET YOU! If you still don't know, then go to Penney's... or Victorias. They will take GREAT care of you. (if you are embarrassed...go to one an hour away, so the chances of you seeing them EVER AGAIN is slim to none.)
Oh. And. when your bra turns a greyish color? you NEED. To. WASH. IT.
Ok.
I'm done.
My Sunday was great...How was yours!?
"Whatcha doing underthere?" and some unsuspecting soul would say "UnderWhere?" and he would break down in peals of laughter.
But hey, while we're talking about it....Can we talk underclothes??
Why, in this day and age, do people wear knee-highs to church!? Knee-highs are for PANTS. P-A-N-T-S. Only. I hear the old "It's-too-hot-for-full-stockings" nonsense over and over. But seriously.Unless you happen to have legs with a medical problem like vericose veins... like my mom...and have prescription kneehighs...What is worse: seeing someone's nekkid legs from the knee down or seeing somone's kneehighs under their skirt? I honestly think those people think other people cannot see their kneehighs. Your dress or skirt needs to be REALLY LONG with NO SLIT/pleat in them. Otherwise... STOPPIT.
And while we're at it, why...for all that is holy...don't people where slips??
They're cheap to own, you can buy any length.... and in several colors/shapes and sizes. People will drop $80 on a skirt, and not even bother wearing a $5 slip.
Even if your skirt isn't see-through--you can still tell when someone isn't wearing a slip. Seriously. I don't wanna have to notice your underwear line as you walk away and realize you're wearing low-rise bikini's. Ew. I would so rather not have that visual.
And can we talk about bras???
PEOPLE. Quit trying to fool yourself....you surely aren't fooling the rest of us about your bra size. If the twins bobble over the top, ::whispering:: TOO TIGHT.
Also, If you're constantly messing with it... then you need a new bra, or at least need to adjust the straps. This habit drives me crazy. If you don't really know what size you wear... YOU CAN TRY THEM ON IN THE DRESSING ROOM!!! They REALLY DO LET YOU! If you still don't know, then go to Penney's... or Victorias. They will take GREAT care of you. (if you are embarrassed...go to one an hour away, so the chances of you seeing them EVER AGAIN is slim to none.)
Oh. And. when your bra turns a greyish color? you NEED. To. WASH. IT.
Ok.
I'm done.
My Sunday was great...How was yours!?
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