Trash Talk

Do you think Garbage men, people have seen it all?
How many times a week do they see a crazed woman run out the front door, bare feet and wet hair even in the snow, and even sometimes in her robe, grab the garbage can and drive it out to the curb just as they arrive at her driveway?
Not that it ever happens to me.
Because I'm so on top of my life, that I put out my garbage can every Thursday night.
I never forget.
Or run out into the snow-barefoot and wet headed.
Or in my robe.
I'm just asking. Hypothetically, of course.