In a word....

Words from this weekend:
"I'll lick it again if you stick it in my face."
"I wasn't talking, I was just telling her to stop."
"Who left the buttered bread stuck to the bottom shelf of the fridge?"
"Talk to my foot. My hands are full."
"I'm trying not to be cranky, but everyone wants me to be."
*sigh*
Is it Monday yet?