Snarkville
Hey.
You.
Mr. Snarky Postman.
Y'know, when you're new to a route... and a lady (that'd be me) who is obviously trying to be nice asks you if you're holding up ok with all this hot weather....
You might try a little niceness yourself.
You don't need to reply "Obviously."
Didn't you see me, mouth gaping, trying to decide if you were joking? Didn't you think it was a tad.. well...
SNARKY?
Well, it would have been polite to at least make eye-contact and smile.
Would that have cost you so much of your precious.. TIME? Energy?
Havin' a bad day?? Thought you'd share it with unsuspecting customers??
no-thankyouverymuch.
OH, and burnin' rubber in a mail cart...ain't all that impressive...if you must know.
INCIDENTLY... the lady before you had the mail out 3 hours before you did. AND she would always give me my mail in my hand so I didn't have to fumble with my key..and ALWAYS wished me a good day.
So, in reality... the one who has the right to be
SNARKY
would be
Me.
Pbbblt.
You.
Mr. Snarky Postman.
Y'know, when you're new to a route... and a lady (that'd be me) who is obviously trying to be nice asks you if you're holding up ok with all this hot weather....
You might try a little niceness yourself.
You don't need to reply "Obviously."
Didn't you see me, mouth gaping, trying to decide if you were joking? Didn't you think it was a tad.. well...
SNARKY?
Well, it would have been polite to at least make eye-contact and smile.
Would that have cost you so much of your precious.. TIME? Energy?
Havin' a bad day?? Thought you'd share it with unsuspecting customers??
no-thankyouverymuch.
OH, and burnin' rubber in a mail cart...ain't all that impressive...if you must know.
INCIDENTLY... the lady before you had the mail out 3 hours before you did. AND she would always give me my mail in my hand so I didn't have to fumble with my key..and ALWAYS wished me a good day.
So, in reality... the one who has the right to be
SNARKY
would be
Me.
Pbbblt.
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