Overheard

Scene: Kids plastered to the TV, for their first ever viewing of
Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom
Our hero,Indiana, is struggling to save the beautiful lady...
Girls: Oh he is good looking..Oh my gosh..can you believe how strong he is!?. OH MY GOSH, can he save her!?!?OHMYGOSH HE ALMOST GOT KILLED!
:::hiding eyes behind the blanket:::
10 year old (only) boy: Now,THIS is when Cub Scout training comes in REALLY handy.
*insert "barney-fife" sniff here*
yep.
If he is ever faced with a freaky heart-grabbin-funky-hat-wearing- idol worshipper...we're all set.
::Sniff::
yep