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Mother's day resolutions
Every year... Mother's Day rolls around and I can't help feel a bit on the guilty side. Afterall, I don't always act as though I deserve a day touting the wonderful-mother qualities I possess. This year, I have decided to share these 13 Mother's Day resolutions...in an attempt to push away the mommy-guilts.
1. When I forget to go to the grocery store, I will not boil the macaroni necklaces my children made for me.2. When I hear one of my children wake in the middle of the night, I will not resist the urge to listen for the "splatting" sounds... and will check to be sure they really are sick, before I let them 'cry it out'...ensuring my status as WGM**3. I will resist the urge to explain to strangers why my son is wearing winter boots, a bathing suit bottom, and an inside-out and backward pajama top. I will be grateful that he is able to dress himself.
4. I will not tell my children that the Play-Doh dried up just because I don't feel like cleaning up after they use it, even though I know it means I'll spend the evening harvesting the colored stuff from the carpet fibers, chair cushions and the dog's fur.5. I will always protect the rights of my children, especially their right to remain silent.
6. I will learn to accept the outbursts and tantrums as a part of life. After all, I promised to love my husband for better or worse.7. When my husband and I go to a restaurant without the kids, I will not roll up his sleeves or move the knives from his reach. I will not accompany him to the bathroom and remind him to wash his hands with soap. If my husband wants dessert at the end of the meal, I will not tell him it depends on his behavior.
8. When I'm tired of hearing "mommieeeeee!" a thousand times each day, I will resist changing my name to "Please pass the spinach" or "TV is boring, I'd rather read."9. I will develop an ability to have a conversation with an adult that doesn't revolve around labor pains or teenage pains. I will feel comfortable in the silence that ensues when neither of us can think of any other topic to discuss or remember we can always discuss the weather.10. I will be more flexible about children's nutritional requirements by counting the ketchup and green crayon as vegetables.11. When my children beg for a pet, I will buy them each a hutch for the dust bunnies that have multiplied under their beds. I will let them name each dust bunny.12. I will count how often I repeat the phrase "You'd better listen because I will not repeat myself", until my children actually notice that I have spoken. I will not raise my voice until I have said it at least that many times.13. I will be a good, fair and loving parent to my children. I will provide them with enriching experiences and opportunities. I will give them a solid foundation on which to build a useful life. After all, they may eventually be responsible for choosing a nursing home for me to live out my final days.
Thank Heavens It's Friday!!!
**worlds greatest momma
Every year... Mother's Day rolls around and I can't help feel a bit on the guilty side. Afterall, I don't always act as though I deserve a day touting the wonderful-mother qualities I possess. This year, I have decided to share these 13 Mother's Day resolutions...in an attempt to push away the mommy-guilts.
1. When I forget to go to the grocery store, I will not boil the macaroni necklaces my children made for me.2. When I hear one of my children wake in the middle of the night, I will not resist the urge to listen for the "splatting" sounds... and will check to be sure they really are sick, before I let them 'cry it out'...ensuring my status as WGM**3. I will resist the urge to explain to strangers why my son is wearing winter boots, a bathing suit bottom, and an inside-out and backward pajama top. I will be grateful that he is able to dress himself.
4. I will not tell my children that the Play-Doh dried up just because I don't feel like cleaning up after they use it, even though I know it means I'll spend the evening harvesting the colored stuff from the carpet fibers, chair cushions and the dog's fur.5. I will always protect the rights of my children, especially their right to remain silent.
6. I will learn to accept the outbursts and tantrums as a part of life. After all, I promised to love my husband for better or worse.7. When my husband and I go to a restaurant without the kids, I will not roll up his sleeves or move the knives from his reach. I will not accompany him to the bathroom and remind him to wash his hands with soap. If my husband wants dessert at the end of the meal, I will not tell him it depends on his behavior.
8. When I'm tired of hearing "mommieeeeee!" a thousand times each day, I will resist changing my name to "Please pass the spinach" or "TV is boring, I'd rather read."9. I will develop an ability to have a conversation with an adult that doesn't revolve around labor pains or teenage pains. I will feel comfortable in the silence that ensues when neither of us can think of any other topic to discuss or remember we can always discuss the weather.10. I will be more flexible about children's nutritional requirements by counting the ketchup and green crayon as vegetables.11. When my children beg for a pet, I will buy them each a hutch for the dust bunnies that have multiplied under their beds. I will let them name each dust bunny.12. I will count how often I repeat the phrase "You'd better listen because I will not repeat myself", until my children actually notice that I have spoken. I will not raise my voice until I have said it at least that many times.13. I will be a good, fair and loving parent to my children. I will provide them with enriching experiences and opportunities. I will give them a solid foundation on which to build a useful life. After all, they may eventually be responsible for choosing a nursing home for me to live out my final days.
Thank Heavens It's Friday!!!
**worlds greatest momma
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