What is up with that?
Ok.
What is up with the toilet stalls in public places these days???
Sunday, at church, I had to use the , ahem, Lil'angel's sinners room....
and I couldn't even close the stall door without opening it wide, stepping
BESIDE the toilet to close the door. Seriously, my knees were nearly touching the door as I balanced/ squatted (besquatted?) so as to not touch the ice-cold-bacteria-filled toilet seat with my bare bum.
This week?? at my birthday dinner restaurant???
SAME THING when I went into the "Little Cow-girl's" room.
Only not quite as clean as my church bathroom.
(I'm sure that was water on the floor. mostly sure.)
And while we're on the subject of bathroom moments...
What is up with the etiquette in public bathrooms????
I realize there are just times when you have to go number 2....
but seriously... if you stink that bad... you might check out what you have been eating.
Two Words: Diet Change.
I'm just saying.
3 times this week, the moment I enter the bathroom at work, I instantly begin to breathe out of my mouth because the lurch my stomach does means dangerous business.
Each time, I'd tried to do the quickie-pee, so I could get out of the noxious fumes.... and prayed fervently that no one would come in and think "I" made that stench.
All 3 times? Someone came in with that furrowed brow... that look like "I'm gonna hurl any moment" followed by the "How could you do such a thing" glare in the mirror at me.
*sigh*
People.
Manners.
That's all I'm trying to say.
And um.. You men who have no clue how much space a body needs to enter a bathroom stall...?
You're all jerks.
What is up with the toilet stalls in public places these days???
Sunday, at church, I had to use the , ahem, Lil'
and I couldn't even close the stall door without opening it wide, stepping
BESIDE the toilet to close the door. Seriously, my knees were nearly touching the door as I balanced/ squatted (besquatted?) so as to not touch the ice-cold-bacteria-filled toilet seat with my bare bum.
This week?? at my birthday dinner restaurant???
SAME THING when I went into the "Little Cow-girl's" room.
Only not quite as clean as my church bathroom.
(I'm sure that was water on the floor. mostly sure.)
And while we're on the subject of bathroom moments...
What is up with the etiquette in public bathrooms????
I realize there are just times when you have to go number 2....
but seriously... if you stink that bad... you might check out what you have been eating.
Two Words: Diet Change.
I'm just saying.
3 times this week, the moment I enter the bathroom at work, I instantly begin to breathe out of my mouth because the lurch my stomach does means dangerous business.
Each time, I'd tried to do the quickie-pee, so I could get out of the noxious fumes.... and prayed fervently that no one would come in and think "I" made that stench.
All 3 times? Someone came in with that furrowed brow... that look like "I'm gonna hurl any moment" followed by the "How could you do such a thing" glare in the mirror at me.
*sigh*
People.
Manners.
That's all I'm trying to say.
And um.. You men who have no clue how much space a body needs to enter a bathroom stall...?
You're all jerks.
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