Seriously...
Is pez back in?
Because in a moment of weakness, I spent more than a moment searching for 5 different styles of pez for the 5 weirdo's for Easter. And matching candy, so that no one will fight over who gets what. Think they'd notice if that was all that graced their baskets?(ooh...and a few months ago, I did make new beautiful baskets for this year...surely that must count for something!?)
I'm lazy this year... I don't wanna do the bunny anymore.
I was so ghetto lazy resourceful last year, that when I forgot to buy easter grass,I used shredded bills instead.
This is when I wish the young 2 would hurry up and figure it out already. I'd tell 'em, but I just can't deal with the idea they'll need therapy when they grow up because I deluded them and then didn't have the heart to keep up the charade... pulling the cotton-tail, wool over their eyes for so long, only to pull the pastel-colored rug out from under them.
Guilt has seized me, and today I finally went to the very-picked over store and bought an exorbant amount of candy I hate, so that I will not eat it. The choco-bunnies were slim-pickins, as well.
Tomorrow, (yes, I do know that it's the Friday before Easter) I am taking the girls to buy easter skirts. And quite frankly, I don't give a flying peep if they look like easter skirts or not. And price isn't really a consideration.
Because, I waited too long to find anything decent I'm giving like that.
*sigh*
"I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it."~~Dolly Parton

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