The one where I show my gratitude for Windshield Wipers

Precious Windshield Wipers...
Please, oh please, I beg your forgiveness.
I never meant to neglect to thank you for all you do.
I didn't mean to take you for granted.
I don't think I ever had to concienciously think about you before.
But when you quit working now and again... it scares me.
A lot.
Especially when it's raining.
And even more when it's raining ICE.
Driving without you, is BAD.
Ok? So.I'm Sorry.Will you forgive me? And continue doing such an awesome job?
Because I really do need you.Mmkay?
Thanks.
Yours, Very sincerely...The crazy, shrieking, panic-driven woman behind the wheel.