WMM and other myths

My sister and I have laughed over the years that we are the WMM (Worlds Meanest Mom). We usually are a dead heat on who is the meanest....especially according to our kids. Here is today's list of why I am the Champ-een WMM: I made my kids do ALL the laundry in the house this weekend. I made them overhaul their rooms. I wouldn't let them sit with another family at church during Sacrament meeting. I didn't let them play in the parking lot after church, like the 35 other primary kids. Nor did I let them run in the newly surfaced cultural hall. I made them eat squash with dinner, from J's garden. I'm making them go to bed at 8pm every weeknight (although, they can read until 9pm). I am making them still do school until September. I don't let my kids walk around the house with food, nor eat in the livingroom. Nor do I let them have drinks anywhere but the diningroom table. And last but not least......DRUM ROLL PLEASE..... I don't pay allowance to do household chores. How mean am I?