No school today?

Y'know---I find it amazing that people forget so easily that we homeschool.We are usually off on Wednesdays, and I tend to go to the same places during school hours to run my errands.The local market, the library, the px, and outdoor fun. INEVITABLY, I bump into people I know who say to me "What, no school today?" I usually have some lame answer, because I'm not sure exactly how to answer it.
I saw this on a homeschool page and I had a good laugh.

Top 10 Answers You Should NEVER Give to the Question "What?! NoSchool Today?"

• 10. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the planting and plowing.
• 9. Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks for thecompliment!
• 8. No, we homeschool. We're just out to pick up a bag of pork rinds and some Mountain Dew, then we gotta hurry home to catch our soaps.
• 7. What?! Where did you guys come from?! I thought I told you to stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time. (sigh)
• 6. There isn't? Why, you'd think we'd see more kids out then, don'tyou?
• 5. We're on a field trip studying human nature's intrusive and assumptive tactics of displaying ignorance and implied superiority.Thanks for the peek!
• 4. On our planet we have different methods of education. (Shhh! No,I didn't give it away... keep your antennae down!)
• 3. Oh my goodness! I thought that today was Saturday...come on kids,hurry!
• 2. Noooooope.Me 'n Bubba jes' learns 'em at home. Werks reel good!

And the number one answer we should NEVER give to thequestion: "What? No school today?"

• 1. "What? No Bingo today?"