Reality Check...
7-year-old: "Mom, when can someone have sex?"
Me- trying hard to conceal the look of shock on my face: "Um, what do you mean?"
7-year-old: " I just want to know when someone can have sex."
Me: "Um, after someone gets married."
Silence Me: "Do you know what sex is?"
7-year-old: "No, I was just wondering when I get to have it."
Me: "Honey, sex is how mommy's get pregnant."
7-year-old: "No wonder you have to wait until after you're married. Who is gonna massage your feet when you're tired from taking care of the baby??"
Oh, couldn't she stay 7 for the next 11 years?
Me- trying hard to conceal the look of shock on my face: "Um, what do you mean?"
7-year-old: " I just want to know when someone can have sex."
Me: "Um, after someone gets married."
Silence Me: "Do you know what sex is?"
7-year-old: "No, I was just wondering when I get to have it."
Me: "Honey, sex is how mommy's get pregnant."
7-year-old: "No wonder you have to wait until after you're married. Who is gonna massage your feet when you're tired from taking care of the baby??"
Oh, couldn't she stay 7 for the next 11 years?
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